Tuesday, February 20, 2018

16 Random Slices Of The Internet Cut Off Just For You

16 Random Slices Of The Internet Cut Off Just For You

The internet is a lot like having a dog — its behavior is both good and bad, it'll keep begging/notifying you for attention, and you're gonna want to spend more time with it than actual people. Other than that, it's not actually like a dog at all. I've heard the internet is simply a series of tubes that emanates memes and allow people to complain about everything under the sun. Well, while my knowledge of technology might not be the most informed, I do know some funny junk when I see it. So, don't think about how it's done, just sit back, scroll through, and enjoy these random bits of funnyness I've assembled from the far reaches of the weird wide web...

1. There's a lothappening here...

2. Just a brief lesson in ancient history:

3. Also, never forget that this happened:

4. Always good to add a bit of intrigue to those boring moments in life...

5. Ever wonder how a smoke alarm works? Just take a look inside!

9. Mmm! Looks delicious...

7. Oh yeah? Explain this!

8. This is not what the kids mean when they say they wanna "smash"

9. Pretty much as close to "me IRL" as I'll get in this pic dump:

10. Apple's design screwing us over yet again

11. Whoever did this is my new hero

12. Part of this complete breakfast

13. If you can't be honest, at least be clever

14. There are correct answers and then there are the bestanswers:

15. The future is looking bleak 

16. I'm embarrassed to admit how often this happens to me...

...let's just say, enough. It's happened enough times.

Sunday, February 18, 2018

15 Things That Never Never Ever Should Have Happened

15 Things That Never Never Ever Should Have Happened

Lots of things happen every day that we wish could be prevented, but alas, the world doesn't work that way! So what can we do? 

I don't really know, but I made this list for you...

1. Sorry, Dustin...

2. This question...that's technically not even a question

3. Oh no...

4. I, personally, would have preferred it if this photo series hadn't happened 

When alcohol gets involved, things get ugly...

5. A drunken kiss we all regret happened 

6. This should NEVER happen

7. This shoulder ride definitely shouldn't have happened 

8. I wonder what those were used for...

I don't know who invented the next thing, but they should be put away! 

9. Hello, food poisoning, pleased to make your acquaintance 

10. Probably shouldn't have let this sign placement happen

11. This is what's wrong with the world 

12. The bottom picture might just be worse than the actual tattoo

The next person created a monster...

13. If there was Frankenstein's monster of denim, this would be it 

14. Nailed it 

15. Okay, I think we're done here

If Life Could Start Making Sense That Would Be Great

If Life Could Start Making Sense That Would Be Great

Do you ever just sit down in peace and quiet to try and figure things out and you aren't even really sure how you feel about anything anymore, so you sit there and feel nothing? 

It's like trying to make sense of our feelings or our ambitions sometimes only makes things more confusing — so then you go with the flow, but that doesn't always feel right, either. 

I'm not trying to be a downer, but this stuff happens and it can be hard to work through. The good news is, if we're really lucky, we have the patience the allow ourselves time to learn, and we have people there for us who know us well and are patient with us, too.

Better Than A Crying Baby: 16 Adorable Pet Passengers

Better Than A Crying Baby: 16 Adorable Pet Passengers

Traveling with animals can be a fun and joyous experience, but there are also a lot of risks and concerns to be aware of. By now, I'm sure you know putting your pet under the plane's cabin to travel is not ideal. I admit, I have brought my long dog on several direct flights where she had to be placed under the cabin. She and I cried each time. I felt horribly guilty each time. And then, I listened to my intuition and researched outside the airline's promotions. I found a lot of heartbreaking statistics about the dangers involved. And while my long dog LOVES adventures, seeing the rest of the family, etc., I ultimately decided that if she hasto go under the plane, perhaps she'd prefer to stay at a country club for pets instead. It just isn't worth the risk. 

(Don't worry, Rouge, we're working on getting you that private plane I promised one day, ha-ha). 

These traveling animals are currently all a little luckier than mine. They get to ride in style! Check it out and remember to always think about what is best for your pet and your family. 

1. Hey! Can someone send some snacks down here or what?

Psst...how can I find a plane with THAT MUCH LEG ROOM? #ImStillNot100%ConvincedRougeCantRideInStyle

2. I even gets to fly too. 

3. Where did you say we were going again?

4. Here is Mr. Bailey the cat on his first flight. #WrappedInLove

5. Hey man, wanna let me out? I'll be good! Promise!

6. It's not just cats and dogs who travel you know...

7. This cat makes Business Class look like First Class. 

8. Please stop talking to me. I'm trying to watch the movie. 

9. Did they give you crackers with the soup? I didn't get crackers!

10. I'm not a kitty! I'm a cat! Why so many awes?

11. This kangaroo is on board to provide support to one of the passengers. 

12. Hey, seriously, quiet down. Trying to sleep here! 

13. These guys fit right in! They're strutting around like, "Oh sorry, sir. Would you like some more ice chips with that water?"

14. Some airlines will even let you bring your falcon. Nail clippers are still prohibited.

15. I don't let my human get too far away from me at any one time.

16. We're just taking a lil' vacay from being so cute.