Sunday, February 18, 2018

15 Things That Never Never Ever Should Have Happened

15 Things That Never Never Ever Should Have Happened

Lots of things happen every day that we wish could be prevented, but alas, the world doesn't work that way! So what can we do? 

I don't really know, but I made this list for you...

1. Sorry, Dustin...

2. This question...that's technically not even a question

3. Oh no...

4. I, personally, would have preferred it if this photo series hadn't happened 

When alcohol gets involved, things get ugly...

5. A drunken kiss we all regret happened 

6. This should NEVER happen

7. This shoulder ride definitely shouldn't have happened 

8. I wonder what those were used for...

I don't know who invented the next thing, but they should be put away! 

9. Hello, food poisoning, pleased to make your acquaintance 

10. Probably shouldn't have let this sign placement happen

11. This is what's wrong with the world 

12. The bottom picture might just be worse than the actual tattoo

The next person created a monster...

13. If there was Frankenstein's monster of denim, this would be it 

14. Nailed it 

15. Okay, I think we're done here

If Life Could Start Making Sense That Would Be Great

If Life Could Start Making Sense That Would Be Great

Do you ever just sit down in peace and quiet to try and figure things out and you aren't even really sure how you feel about anything anymore, so you sit there and feel nothing? 

It's like trying to make sense of our feelings or our ambitions sometimes only makes things more confusing — so then you go with the flow, but that doesn't always feel right, either. 

I'm not trying to be a downer, but this stuff happens and it can be hard to work through. The good news is, if we're really lucky, we have the patience the allow ourselves time to learn, and we have people there for us who know us well and are patient with us, too.

Better Than A Crying Baby: 16 Adorable Pet Passengers

Better Than A Crying Baby: 16 Adorable Pet Passengers

Traveling with animals can be a fun and joyous experience, but there are also a lot of risks and concerns to be aware of. By now, I'm sure you know putting your pet under the plane's cabin to travel is not ideal. I admit, I have brought my long dog on several direct flights where she had to be placed under the cabin. She and I cried each time. I felt horribly guilty each time. And then, I listened to my intuition and researched outside the airline's promotions. I found a lot of heartbreaking statistics about the dangers involved. And while my long dog LOVES adventures, seeing the rest of the family, etc., I ultimately decided that if she hasto go under the plane, perhaps she'd prefer to stay at a country club for pets instead. It just isn't worth the risk. 

(Don't worry, Rouge, we're working on getting you that private plane I promised one day, ha-ha). 

These traveling animals are currently all a little luckier than mine. They get to ride in style! Check it out and remember to always think about what is best for your pet and your family. 

1. Hey! Can someone send some snacks down here or what? can I find a plane with THAT MUCH LEG ROOM? #ImStillNot100%ConvincedRougeCantRideInStyle

2. I even gets to fly too. 

3. Where did you say we were going again?

4. Here is Mr. Bailey the cat on his first flight. #WrappedInLove

5. Hey man, wanna let me out? I'll be good! Promise!

6. It's not just cats and dogs who travel you know...

7. This cat makes Business Class look like First Class. 

8. Please stop talking to me. I'm trying to watch the movie. 

9. Did they give you crackers with the soup? I didn't get crackers!

10. I'm not a kitty! I'm a cat! Why so many awes?

11. This kangaroo is on board to provide support to one of the passengers. 

12. Hey, seriously, quiet down. Trying to sleep here! 

13. These guys fit right in! They're strutting around like, "Oh sorry, sir. Would you like some more ice chips with that water?"

14. Some airlines will even let you bring your falcon. Nail clippers are still prohibited.

15. I don't let my human get too far away from me at any one time.

16. We're just taking a lil' vacay from being so cute.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

15 Rich People Problems No One Understands

15 Rich People Problems No One Understands

Listen, I've got nothing against rich people. I don't care about how much they own or what country they keep their money in. None of my business.

That doesn't mean I'm not curious about the outrageous "problems" in their life. In fact, they can keep all their money and power if they just give me a glimpse into their life every now and then. I look at rich people problems the same way I look at the problems of poor, malnourished people I see on TV commercials: I'm curious even though I never want to experience it. Does that make sense? 

It doesn't have to. This is my brain making sense to me.

Anyway, let's have a giggle, shall we? Rich people problems you and I will NEVER understand!

1. Let me pencil that in under "things I'll never need to know."

2. Is getting mad at slow rickshaw drivers the same in a Ferarri as it is in my mid-2000s Corolla?

3. Scout out the rich vs. poor areas with two easy Google Maps searches.

Because one day, you too can be rich by proxy.

4. You know what my bed does? Doesn't squeak.

5. Maids are for the 10%. Self-cleaning toilets are 1% perks. 

6. My bicycle doesn't have rear-view mirrors, so I'll chalk that up as a win for lower-middle class folks.

7. She continues to work just to continue to be able to take this picture. 

8. Meanwhile, I smell like chlorine and pee from my day at the public swimming pool.

9. "Do you have a 9?"

"Go fish... another iPad from the iPad pile."

10. Let me repost this to my social media as I suck back $0.99 ramen noodles and a Dr. Pibb.

11. "Whoa! You didn't buy a knockoff Apple charger after you lost your old one? What was it like to spend $80 on a battery?"

12. "My champagne doesn't fit in my condo's recycling bins."

13. Having a cat butler photoshoot with some $100 bills you have lying around.

14. I held a stack of Pokémon cards that big once. I felt like I had power then.

15. I guarantee, just outside this arena, there is a homeless person wearing very similar boots but without the stench of douche.