Saturday, June 25, 2016

16 Ridiculously Photogenic People

The keys to being photogenic, according to some relatively unknown blogger I discovered using a simple Google search, are: raise eyebrows slightly, look above the camera, smile with your eyes, keep your tongue behind your teeth, and hide your double chin. I regret to inform my dedicated fans that after following all of these directives, my photos were not improved in the slightest. 

I have subsequently come to terms with the fact that, barring some form of expensive surgery — which, on my diminutive writer's salary, I cannot afford — I will continue to offend people with wildly mediocre photos, despite trying very hard to take better ones. It is, after all, an unfortunate burden that I wish on no one. I pray that all of you are blessed with great photo-genetics like the awesome looking people who made it onto this list. 

1. When you're already training for the Olympics

2. I think he knows something we don't 

3. This kid has a bright future ahead of him

4. What's with all these photogenic dudes looking great while being wrestled to the ground?

5. No time for this riffraff, there are cameras in the area

6. The most photogenic murder suspect ever

7. With the grace of a flying swan

8. This baby is never distracted when the camera is rolling

9. The most photogenic homeless person in the world

10. As soon as the helmet comes off 

The king of prime time

11. When she knows the camera is on her

The mud shot is perfect

12. That's a mighty big smile for someone about to do a ton of damage

13. Work it, girl

I mean, dude

14. The money shot.

Just let it all out, sweetie 

15. Brandon Lloyd's time with the Patriots was short, but he sure as hell enjoyed it 

16. It's hard not to smile when you're kicking butt

Main image via reddit / pagegq

Collage images via 1. reddit / pagegq 2. reddit / lowPEZ


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