Tuesday, December 20, 2016

20 'Then Vs. Now' Instances That Will Make You Hate The Present

We're all aware that today's youth have a very different idea of what it means to be 14. In the past, Barbies and Polly Pockets were just beginning to fade from your Friday night jams, but today? Oh, today it's all about short skirts, selfies and one scary AF reality. You'd think 14-year-olds were getting ready for the club with their social media posts showing off their newest outfit. Where are they getting all dolled up to go? We're still unsure; if discovered, please notify. What else has changed over the last decade or so? A whole heck of a lot. Let's all die a little inside together, shall we?

1. Ariana Grande.

Before Big Sean and after.

2. Cindy Lou Who.

You're damn right who?

3. Artists' "thank yous."

Yo, we done.

4. Taking photos.

Everyone's a budding photographer on the inside.

5. Middle school.

Duck face to embrace...me.

6. Something to look up to.

Either way, please avoid use in a storm.


8. Haii.


9. Life.

When 13-year-olds learn how to use Google.

10. That art life.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, would a hipster still buy its album?"

11. Stylin'.

Sweatpants need to make a comeback though.

12. Getting old.

Aaaaand I hate everything.

13. There is no before.

No one ever did this. What is happening?

14. Remember when?

Are they outlining their ovaries?

15. Zelda.


16. Freshmen hangs.


17. Before Nicki Minaj and after.

Because his Anaconda don't want none.

18. So you're over the age of 10 and you're looking to explore cultures.

Say no to drugs, kids.

19. Walkmans to can you even walk man?

Sound quality though.

20. Where the pre-teens hang.

From the beach to the club, apparently.


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