Friday, May 5, 2017

20 People Who Are Painfully Single

The single life definitely has its perks. You can do what you want, when you want. But if you're like me, you know that being single can be awkward and lonely sometimes. It consists of a lot of microwave meals and attending weddings alone. So, if you're single and feeling bad about it, take a look at these single people, who have it much, much worse than you.

1. Just because you're single in real life doesn't mean you have to be on social media! Just buy some nail polish, a feminine looking sleeve, and start taking photos in public places. 

2. One of the worst parts of being single is not having someone to cuddle up with at night. But now, thanks to this genius (and terribly sad) invention, you won't have to cry yourself to sleep anymore!

3. There comes a point where you just accept the fact that you're going to be single forever and will never have a family, so you might as well adopt a few cats as your children.

4. Going to a wedding without a date is a terribly lonely experience. especially when it comes time for the photo booth. He may not have a girl, but at least his drink can keep him company.

5. With this technique, you can date anyone you want! Like Brad Pitt? Just pick up a magazine and snap a few photos! I'm honestly impressed by how realistic the top photo looks.

6. Are you single and want to let everyone know? Burger King has you covered with their Forever Alone booth! They should at least put a picture on the wall so that he can pretend he's not by himself.

7. Or if Burger King isn't really your style and you want to go somewhere a bit fancier, then this is the table for you! It's located in the corner away from everyone else so that nobody can hear you cry!

8. When you're single, one of the worst things that can happen is your best friend getting in a relationship. Although, you could always just pretend that you're in their relationship too!

9. Can we all take a moment of silence for this man? She pushed him so far down into the friend zone that he's going to be single for the rest of his life.

10. This is so me. I plan everything perfectly in my head and imagine that the date goes smoothly. But then I show up acting like this. Why am I like this?

11. This is what happens when you go to the beach alone and don't have anyone to rub the sunscreen in on your back. I wonder which hurts more: the sunburn, or the loneliness. 

12. I know some of you can relate to the girl in the back. Third wheeling is one of the most painful parts of being single. I hope for her sake that the drink has free refills.

13. Pro tip: If you have cat, then you never have to eat alone! Although even this cat looks like he's trying to come up with an excuse to leave the date.

14. If you don't have a date, you don't have to spend money on a limo or fancy meal before the dance. Unfortunately, you also end up looking like this on the dance floor.

15. "How single are you?" You know it's bad when even your technology starts mocking you for being alone. This person has to send a text message just to get back to zero.

16. As a single person, your pets are always going to be your support system. Even they eventually accept the fact that you're never going to be in a relationship and start trying to cheer you up.

17. When you start replying to your own Facebook posts, then it's probably time to get out there and try to meet someone. Maybe he's got a chance with those two people who liked his comment.

18. She's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man, because she has a foot to hold. I bet they have some deep, sole-searching conversations together.

If you don't think about it too much, it almost feels like a boy's hand.

19. Going to a wedding single means that you can have more food for yourself. You don't have to be polite in front of your date. Though you do risk being caught in the background of photos like this.

20. This is the saddest book in the history of forever. Although I could actually probably use it for my Friday nights. I wonder if it has the microwave recipe for pizza rolls.


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