Tuesday, May 30, 2017

23 People Prepared To Have A Prom To Remember

Prom is near, kids! 

By now you've probably had that epic promposal, and hopefully accepted. Maybe you're searching for that perfect prom dress, or maybe you're planning something creative to do with your pals! 

If you need some inspiration, look no further — these weirdos and party animals have got you covered for all things prom!

1. For the Pokémon nerds.

Because nerds deserve to have fun, too.

I'm cringing at the thought of what's gonna happen to those holofoils by the time the night is over but I know that's just an old habit nipping at me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go hug my Charizard.

2. Coolest kids at prom.

How DARE you be this cool at 16.

Even if she's pointing in a random direction, she's already found an impressed onlooker.

3. Do what you gotta do.

"Yeah, yeah, cool, we hold these truths to be self-evident. Blah, blah, blah, declaring our independence. Look, is this gonna take long? I have a thing."

4. That is definitely not what you were supposed to do.

Aww, totally missed a big opportunity there. If you just made something up, you could've started the freshest new dance craze to hit the streets.

5. #Disaster

Well... they wereready to party.

Yeah, but that bridge apparently wasn't. It's like that lame neighbor who calls the cops at 9:00 on a Friday night.

Yeah, sorry you hate fun, buddy, but that's not really our problem.

6. Slay, girl.

She's ready.

Hey, with how wild prom can get, you just never know when you're gonna need an emergency wingsuit. Who else out here can say they're slaying with safety?

7. As long as you feel good on the inside...

Hey, you can spend whatever they hustle you for on a dress you're gonna wear once or you can be the queen of towels and paper.

I don't think I have to explain why I'd prefer to rule over twokingdoms. 

8. Because you can never be too extra.

I guess there wasn't enough time to book all seven dwarves so they had to go with the ambulance, but whatever: prom's definitely still gonna be lit.

9. Someone's ready for a good time...

Well, how else is our new little friend gonna say hello to everybody? 

By the way, that applies whether or not she's pregnant because I think we should all start treating our stomach as our friend.

10. She would have been all set but...

Well, somebody'sdefinitely gonna have to catch a bad review for this one. When you get done dirty like that, you can't stop until their seller rating is nothing but a smoking crater.

11. Is someone tagging along?

I've heard of wedding crashers but are prom crashers a thing? If nothing else, I guess she can be the girlfriend from Canada that some poor kid made up to save face.

12. There is a dress for everyone!

If whoever made that dress has more of 'em, they can really get their hustle on. 

Just drop this pic on every Doctor Who Tumblr you can find and the customers will flock to you like you're catnip.

13. Aw, they're gonna have a supertime.

Not only that but they've found a way to bring Marvel andDC together. Finally, smug, sarcastic Iron Man and growly, shouty Batman can find some common ground.

Well, besides being billionaires who use their crazy tech to make up for the fact that they don't have any powers. Oooooooh. 

14. And if you're still waiting for that special someone to pop the question...

Well, better luck time next, buddy. Also, you might wanna change your tactics because I don't think there's a way to make your mouth look like any of the letters in "yes."

15. Mother Nature getting in the way... 

I don't think it takes a genius to figure out whose idea it was to put the tree here.

16. She looks great!

If her date isn't dressed like the Predator, she really shouldn't have said "yes." Just saying, if he can't commit to a costume...

17. A picture's worth a thousand words.

Of course, how exactly those thousand words will turn out kinda depends on who you're asking here. 

Although I guess they can split the difference because there are only so many ways to say, "I'm awesome!" and "No, you're not."

18. Dad's making sure this is a night to remember.

Haha, I wonder how long it took before she realized what happened here. Like, I'm picturing him just sitting on the couch a week later only for her to suddenly shriek, "Oh my God, Dad!" 

Of course, that's only gonna make it funnier for him. What a devious plan.

19. This dad's just hoping this is some horrible nightmare. 

I guess that explains the awkward look on the poor guy's face. Somebody can only threaten to pile drive you so many times before it starts getting uncomfortable.

20. Clearly, this kid is used to being the center of attention. 

"You were nervous about asking her, huh? Haha, can't relate."

21. He went from "m'lady" to "My Lord" real quick. 

The only question is: are they gonna pull up in a carriage or a limo? Maybe they'll compromise and it'll be a limo pulled by horses like some kind of post-apocalypse dream ride.

22. Best invention ever?

A definite prom queen!

That's the kind of smarts that turn a dress game into a chess game. I don't know who she beat exactly, but the important thing is that it rhymed.

23. There's always one.

Hey, sometimes the guy who goes stag ends up being the king. It happened to me and I was so past the point of taking that part seriously that I voted for Batman.

Somewhere, I'd like to think there's an alternate universe where Batman won and nobody has any idea what to do with that.

So now you know all the ways you can really turn heads at the big night!

Got any prom plans? Let us know in the COMMENTS!


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