Monday, August 14, 2017

Ah, One Of Life's Little Mysteries

As we grow and live our lives, we'll start to wonder about the world and life in general. We'll find ourselves asking questions like "why am I here?" or "what is my purpose?" or "why is my bedroom so cold all the time?"

But no matter how much we think about them, we don't seem to get any closer to finding the answer. Well, except for the bedroom one. It's probably your insulation.

But a mystery doesn't have to be so grand and all-important to make us confused. The answer just has to be out of reach.

If you've never wondered about any of these, then please allow my to apologize, because you probably will now. 

1. Well, that's why it's so obviously photoshopped.

If it can't be done, then you can't have a real photo of it. Yup, I'm always thinking.

2. Sooner or later, everything just kind of falls into it.

We're not sure when this drawer becomes that drawer, but it'll always have the cords for stuff you haven't used in years. 

3. Right, because she was just kidding, I guess.

Maybe you're supposed to wave your hand around while you ask her like you're doing a Jedi mind trick.

4. Just to be safe, I better freak out about it.

That way, I won't have fun no matter what the answer turns out to be. Success!

5. That larger net seems like it's really being mean about it too.

Like, it's looking over at the poor little one like it's saying "playtime's over, nerd. He's mine now."

6. Call it a hunch, but I think you're kinda out of luck here, Joe.

I guess you can change the number to -1,528 if you really want to, but that's the best we can do for you.


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