Tuesday, October 31, 2017

11 Scams That Didn't Quite Go As Planned

Depending on how unlucky your inbox is, there's a good chance you get a bunch of dodgy spam emails every day. But when they're not trying to sell you totally legit stuff like "natural male enhancement" or free horses (yeah, I don't know whatwas going on there) they'll take a more sneaky approach and try to convince you to send them your money with some big promises.

We've all got that friend who's always bullshittin', so we've had some good practice for dealing with these little games, but that doesn't stop these guys from playing them all the same.

And as you'll see from these 11 failures, some are a little better at it than others.

1. Daaamn, that's a harsh one!

I'm not sure I'd trust those condoms, either.

2. Aww, they were doing so well until they forgot how to spell "photos."

3. The scam itself was boring, but this reply is fucking legendary!

Between world courts, drones, and grizzly bears, it's really got it all.

4. Well, I guess that's a good compromise.

Especially since slaes are going to canaer research. I mean, I don't know what a canaer is, but I'm pretty sure I don't want it in my topless breast.

5. Noo, they ain't getting shit from me.

And I don't care if they want it by Desember or Smarch, it's not happening.

6. Wow, it's even worse than those legal scams I've heard so much about.

Shoutout to this phone system for killing their vibe early, too.

7. Right, I'm sure it doesn't.

The best job offers are the ones that have to tell you there's nothing suspicious about them.

8. Yup, seems legit.

I always perfectly copy a terrible font in a weird color when I write something down. Don't you?

9. Nobody could have fallen for this...right?

At least when the takers get arrested (shocking, I know), the cops can say it wasn't a scam, it was a sting.

10. Haha, I think they fucked up and got a little too honest.

11. Strap in y'all, 'cause this one's an adventure.

We start off with someone who can't seem to take the hint, but it's about to get a little more fishy.

Like daaaaamn, you'd think this would be a showstopper.

But nope, they just keep on truckin' along because they're probably a bot.

You'd think that would be it, but we're really just getting started.

That's a relief, I hate it when people fake talk to me.

When they real not fake talk to you, you know you've got a winner.

To be fair, wouldn't you want to meet a giant cockroach with laser eyes?

Trash can or no trash can, when's that opportunity gonna come up?

Man, you'd think even a bot would cut its losses at this point. 

Don't worry, our cockroach friend does provide a pic.

What a majestic creature our friend turned out to be!

Also, I like how this was what finally got the bot to fuck off.

Well, we're definitely not topping that. See ya next time!


Author: verified_user