Monday, October 2, 2017

16 Times The Irony Was Too Strong

According to Alanis Morissette, irony consists of rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid, and good advice that you just didn't take. Well, I think if she were to see these pictures, she'd probably add a few things to that list. Take a look for yourself and see what you'd include in your version of the song!

1. This good boy has been a bad one. Just take a look at that guilty expression on his face. I would suggest that the certificate needs to be ripped up, but that's clearly already been taken care of.

2. This driver is clearly a rebel. It makes you wonder, if this sign wasn't here in the first place, would the car have even crashed? Either way, this is a very satisfying picture.

3. This is the single best movie title that this could happen to. I think this person should get their money back because the product is not at all what was advertised.

4. I like to imagine that every single day, the same guy pushes over these mopeds on his walk home from work, just to make himself laugh. At the very least, it made me laugh.

5. If I was an incoming student, I would do some research about their accreditation and think twice about attending this school, because it definitely doesn't live up to its name.

6. This is either an extremely ironic situation, or that book works wonders. And as an added bonus, the book can even double as a pillow while taking a long flight.

7. I think the manufacturers accidentally filled up the anti-chewing spray bottle with dog treats. Maybe in the future they need to spray the outside of the bottle, just in case.

8. This lawyer is the true definition of an entrepreneur. He purposefully gets traffic violations so that he can work for himself. I bet that tow truck driver is getting so much satisfaction out of this.

9. Safety begins with you, and ends when you try to beat a speeding train across the tracks. Just in case you weren't aware, the larger vehicle usually wins these fights.

10. If they can't even fix their own doorbell, there's no way I'm going to trust them with any of my own valuables. Hopefully the glass doesn't break from all that knocking, because there's no way they could fix that either.

11. There's no outlet? Well then where's the electricity coming from? That avenue must have a generator running. Or maybe it's solar powered. Either way, we're gonna rock down to there.

12. This is a very good representation of job hunting straight out of college. Employers expect you to have experience to land the job, but you need a job to get experience. Either way, you'll probably be fired.

13. Fun fact: by weight, printer ink is more expensive than gold. So in an effort to save some money, they probably could've bought some jewelry for the same that it cost to print this sheet.

14. There are no shortcuts on the road to success, but there definitely are some on the road to failure. The driver should've paid more attention to the message on his truck.

15. It's the year 2050. All humans have been forced into hiding and snails have taken over. They have grown stronger than ever before and are no longer susceptible to poison. There is no hope.

16. Whether or not small doses of fluoride are beneficial to us is something people still question. However, what's not being debated any longer is the fact that smoking is dangerous. The irony is strong with this one.


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