Sunday, December 31, 2017

These Are The 16 Worst Movies Of 2017 So You know To Avoid Them

If you're like me, then you watch a lot of movies.

So you probably know that while there have been some great movies this year, there have also been some spectacularly bad ones, and we need to talk about them.

In no particular order, these are my picks for the worst movies of 2017 so far...

1. The Bye Bye Man 

The Bye Bye Man is a creepy ghoul in a hoodie who, along with his weird dog, haunts people who think about his name. Seriously, it's that simple.

Sometimes when he shows up, there are lights and train noises, but it's literally never explained why. 

2. The Shack 

The Shackis a faith-based drama about a father who spends a weekend hanging out with God after a horrific family tragedy. 

It's a strange movie that is half over-the-top church sermon and half serial killer crime drama, but Octiva Spencer plays God, so at least there's that! 

3. Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets

Not even Rihanna could save this movie from falling victim to its own high expectations. 

If you can ignore the awkward script and the total lack of chemistry between Dane Dehaan and Cara Delevingne, at least this movie is gorgeousto watch.

4. All Eyez On Me 

Even with a story as popular and interesting as the life of Tupac Shakur, All Eyez On Metotally blew it. 

Jada Pinkett Smith and 50 Cent both slammed this movie for its historical inaccuracies, and fans even turned the controversy into a meme. 

5. The Mummy 


Why did they even bother to make this movie when the 1999 version is a perfectmovie? 

To make matters worse, this was the movie that was supposed to launch Universal's Dark Universe. Oh well, it was worth it to get this hysterical trailer that was accidentally uploaded without sound effects. 

6. The Snowman 

I still can't believe this movie is real. I mean, the bizarre ad campaign for it literallylooked like a joke.

But alas, The Snowmanis a very real movie, and it's also very, very bad. 

7. The Circle 

This movie is basically just the longest and least interesting episode of Black Mirroryou've ever seen. 

The all-star cast includes Tom Hanks, Emma Watson, and John Boyega, but their talents are totally wasted. 

8. Rings 

This movie stars Leonard from Big Bang Theoryas a Bad Boy™ university professor, and it literally gets even worst. In fact, pretty much every character is either super boring or totally unlikable. 

This movie had me wishing this tweet was about a real movie. 

9. Baywatch

The biggest reason that I hate this movie is that it made me realize the Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is just a human being capable of mistakes like the rest of us. 

How dare you take that from me!

10. Monster Trucks

To be honest, this movie is so bad it's actually very good. But I love garbage movies, so you shouldn't trust me. 

Basically, it's about monsters...that live in trucks. It's terrible and everyone should watch it. 

11. The Dark Tower 

I wanted this movie to be good so much, but even casual Stephen King fans knew there was no wayone movie could cover all of the complex storylines in The Dark Towerseries.

What we ended up with was a movie that disappointed fans familiar with the series and confused everyone else. 

12. The Emoji Movie 


The best thing about this movie is just how savage the criticism of it was. One critic wrote, "It’s amazing that we can put a man on the moon but movies like this still somehow get made,” and that's not even the harshest review.

13. Assassin's Creed 

Can we stop making video game movies, please? Does anyone actually like them? 

This is the second movie on this list that stars Michael Fassbender, by the way, so you should be happy to know that 2017 has been equally rough on everyone. 

14. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 

I was pumped for this movie because I think we deserve a good movie about King Arthur, but this wasn't it. 

This movie is exactly the same as every other mediocre action movie you've seen. Skip it. 

15. The Last Face 

People hatethis movie. In fact, the crowd at the Cannes Film Festival actually booed it during its premiere.

Criticism of the film ranged from calling it cheesy to borderline racist. Whatever the verdict, it was definitely a mess. 

16. Fifty Shades Darker 

This movie is basically just a long and expensive soap opera. But hey, if that's your thing, then it's perfect for you. 

What was your least favorite movie this year? Did I bash a movie that you actually liked? COMMENTand let us know. 


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