Monday, January 29, 2018

Let's Just All Agree Coffee Is Life

For all things considered, I am totallyuseless as a human being until I've had a cup of coffee. How do people function without coffee, anyway? People go their entire lives without drinking it and I can't go an hour without the stuff — but their loss in the end. Coffee is life, cold brew is love, and latte art is my love language, and anyone who thinks otherwise is someone I don't need in my life.

Yours too? No way!

Who cares what my actual birthstone is? Coffee beans are the only ones that matter to me and I would like them implemented in my life as much as possible.

Maybelline? Not a chance.

Concealer does work some serious magic, but even the best, most impressive and expensive makeup in the world has nothing on coffee. 


Wish I could eliminate stress from the equation, but I mean, it's fine. As long as I have coffee I am blessed and that is all that really matters to me.

Conquering the world one cup at a time.

Nothing could ever make me feel more powerful than being fully caffeinated. Messy bun, nice denim, cute outfit, coffee in hand, I am unstoppable, world: HERE I COME! 

Simple, isn't it?

Coffee might be my soulmate, and I have accepted that. Someone who dates me has to supply with me with it at all times as part of the relationship agreement.

Addiction is a strong word that I don't want to use. 

I could stop anytime I want to, but the fact of the matter is that I don't want to stop, so I won't. Coffee and I are veryhappy together, okay? Let us live.

Sooooo if you will excuse me, I'm gonna go and get another cold brew. Yes, it is my third cup today. Yes, it is only noon. Leave me alone.


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