Sunday, February 4, 2018

Dogs Who Are Far Too Cute To Stay Mad At

I feel like I need to make something very clear before we begin this article: dogs do not feel shame or guilt.

I think a lot of people think they do, but they don't. 

"...Experts have revealed that although dogs do feel a range of emotions, any perception that they feel guilt or shame is likely to be misconceived. Research suggests they are simply reacting to their owner’s body language rather than actually experiencing more complex feelings."

Now, with that out of the way, let's PRETEND that these dogs are truly sorry for being a financial liability and the reason you can't own nice things...because life is more fun when we assign human characteristics to animals and pretend they can understand us!

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1. They told him to have a timeout in the corner.

2. "The toys in the store don't belong to me, you're right, Susan. I won't swallow them next time." – Dog

3. You walk through the door at night only to see this dog with five treats mysteriously stuffed in its mouth. What do you do?

4. "Listen, I know now is not the time, but it needs to be said: that's cheap leather, Susan. Low-quality stuff." – Dog

5. "Yeah, it's my pee. I don't know what came over me." – Dog

6. Why does this dog look like he's having a 'Nam flashback?

7. "I know I have a problem, Susan, but the chunky peanut butter is heavenly." – Dog

8. With a face like that, you're not getting mad at him for smelling like a skunk carcass. It's impossible.

9. They smell like betrayal.

Hot DAMN that's a cute dog.

There's a hilarious video on the next page that you should probably watch.

10. Those eyes... he knows what he's doing. He knows he's trying to not get in trouble for something.

11. Does anyone remember the guilty Italian dog?

You don't need to understand the language to get a kick out of this.

12. "How can I be grossed out at that face? Come give mommy a kiss." – 99% of gross dog owners who won't eat slightly bruised fruit but will let their poop-eating dog kiss them.

13. "You'll never believe what the cat did while you were gone." – Dog

14. If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. If you put lipstick on a dog, don't be frightened when it poops red.

15. "Turns out you were right. There are no treats in there." – Dog


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