Friday, March 2, 2018

15 Saucy Comebacks That Won't Make 'Em Come Back For More

Don't lie to yourself, we all love a good fight — especially if we can watch from a distance. It's human nature to surround the coliseum and scream victory chants as we watch two strong gladiators destroy each other mercilessly. Nowadays, unless within the confines or an organized sport, mortal combat is frowned upon. Much like the self-destructing species we are, humanity needed to find another way to get our rocks off, and public confrontation and humiliation was just another way to fill that void. 

If you're the kind of person who insists that they just can't stand drama, or have no time for such pettiness, I think you need to take it down a notch. We get it, you must be much better than the rest of us with our gossip magazines and our Twitter wars. I must ask, even though you may be on a higher moral ground, are you really enjoying the view from way up there? It must be downright boring if you ask me. So get off that high horse and get down in the dirt where everyone is created equal and only the witty survive. We welcome you with open arms and stone cold hearts. 

1. Did you ever think you would see a Presidential debate on Twitter? 

2. They say you get what you give and this girl was giving shade.

3. I guess you may want to study harder next time. 

4. When your insult was really a compliment. 

You lose.

I'm pretty sure it was popular knowledge not to pick a fight with the quick-witted and savage model warrior, Chrissy Teigen. Apparently, the girl in #7 did not get the memo and she's in for a world of pain.

5. Opinions are like necks, everybody has one — except this lady, of course.

6. All hail the queen of clap backs!

7. Chrissy Teigen is savage.

Even if you're not a fan of his music, you'll love James Blunt's hilariously blunt comeback in #8. 

8. James Blunt also knows how to pull some punches. 

9. I'm pretty sure this guy doesn't even know what he wants. 

10. I expect nothing less from someone with a name like "angry hippy."

If you're feeling especially sassy today, try not to pick a fight with a social media mogul like the guy in #13.

11. Someone is always just one step ahead of you. 

12. May I present the newly evolved yo mama joke. 

13. Have we not learned that money is the ultimate trump card (no pun intended)?

If you don't believe that guys can slay in a dress, then you need to check out #15 and check yourself. 

14. Don't drag this poor man into your quest for attention.

Ain't no one gonna like you now.

15. If he doesn't say yes to this dress, then I will. 

Every girl loves a man with confidence.


Author: verified_user