Friday, April 6, 2018

Beautiful Ken Bone Will Help Us All Get Through This Cesspool Of An Election

Who is Ken Bone?

Some have called him the "human embodiment of a hug."

Others have called him the meme that'll finally dethrone Harambe.

Others still have called him a frontrunner in the 2020 election, even though he seems to have no political ambitions.

Either way, Ken Bone is a man who had a legitimate question at last weekend's presidential town hall and has since been turned into the internet's newest love interest. And who can blame us? He's cute, he looks warm, he has a great mustache and he's done a fantastic job distracting us from the inevitability that this is the worst election in US history and we're all why not laugh while the ship sinks?!

We should start with the 22-second video that changed Ken Bone's life.

With a slight lisp, a brilliant red sweater, and just the most trustworthy face, the internet heard Ken Bone speak and, in an instant, his life changed forever.

Soon after Ken's question, the internet made him famous.

And so the chaos began...

Watch meme madness take over Ken Bone's life on the next few pages!

"Does he have a red sweater, a beautiful combover, and a mustache?"

"Guess WHO?!"

Ken is making his way into people's perverse love life.

To be fair, his name makes for easy pickings.

Most people use their body to become famous. Not the Bonester.

This is a terrible photoshop, but it's also such a good photoshop.

This is why go log online every morning. Material like this.

Ken Bone also time travels. Or he just doesn't age.

I'm crying. Ken has been the inspiration behind such wonderful works of art.

At this point, he's an American archetype.

"It's-a-me, Ken Bone!"

...doesn't have the same ring to it.

The Lord Returneth: "On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: king of kings, lord of lords and Ken of Bone." — Revelation 19:16

Eyes don't lie, baby.

Sex sells. End of.


Author: verified_user