Monday, May 14, 2018

16 Tattoo Fails That Will Definitely Stick With These People

I'm going to repeat this a few times this article, because it's important to reiterate: There are NO discounts on tattoos. You get exactly what you pay for. 

Don't say you've never been warned.

With that being said, tattoo fails cause great enjoyment in the online community. Myself included. There's nothing that makes your drunken stupors seem less drunk and stupor-y than seeing what others do under the influence. I assume they were intoxicated, because how else do these pieces of "art" happen? Low education...broken homes...lack of hugs as a child...sure, all those probably contributed in some way to these tattoos happening, but I have to imagine alcohol was involved in almost all of these.

On a final note, even low-end tattoo artists generally use pre-drawn stencils. Just something else to look out for before permanently scarring your body. 

1. This Charmander was just one of many horrible Pokémon tattoos on the internet. 

2. Life is miracle. Little details like grammar and the scientific explanation of the origins of our species are irrelevant. 

3. The man on the left is country music legend, Conway Twitty. The abomination on the right is a disgrace to the good man's name.

4. What makes her cry more? The onion tattoo, or growing up without a father figure that established boundaries and said "no" every now and then? 

5. Half of the fun of NASCAR is the crashes. Obviously. But the other half of the fun is seeing back mural tributes to Jeff Gordon.

6. Oh look, an egg with the Steelers logo drawn on it by an elderly man with Parkinson's. 

7. Remember how you were wondering what Pikachu looked like mid orgasm? Wonder no more.

8. Semi-naked clowns and fast food overflowing from underwear. Both of my fetishes eternalized on this man's body.

9. Duck faces, selfies, and unmatched Millennial narcissism. Perfect "take home to Mom and Dad" material. 

10. It's written in Bayou-ish, the dialect of his people.

11. I see your portfolio is filled with works barely above the level of stick figures AND you're $500 cheaper than the other "rip offs" out there. Sold.

12. It looks like what happens when girls try and make things they see on Pinterest... but in tattoo form.

13. Freddie was a happy, happy man. All I can hear is him screaming "kill me" in this tattoo.

14. Gimme some tattoos that say "No one's gonna be surprised when this face ends up on a mugshot." 

15. It is your life, and, if I can add some unsolicited advice, you've made some bad choices. 

16. For a two week period in 2015, this tattoo was hilarious and poorly done. Now it's just poorly done.

Main image via @Instagram / @tattoo_fails

Collage images via 1. Twitter / @Worst_Status 2. Instagram / @tattoo_fails 3. Instagram / @tattoo_fails


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