Wednesday, June 20, 2018

12 Adults Failing At Grown-Up Cooking

Taxes, kids, mortgages...being an adult is tough! Now on top of all that they expect you to cook like one? Grownup meals take a lot of time and finesse — honestly, a lot of people just "ain't got time for dat!" So what's the next best thing? Pop open a can of beans and throw it on some lightly burned bread, I guess. 

Half of the time you can just toss something in an oven for twenty minutes and pray for the best. At least that's the mentality of the dozen people we look at in this article today. You wouldn't believe what passes for "meals" in the minds of these so-called adults, but hey, I'm sure we've all eaten worse at some point in our lives. 

Have you ever had an epic cooking fail? Or have you managed to pass off a kid's meal as real food? We want to hear about it in the comments, so let us know about your most embarrassing meal and tag your friends and family who still haven't fully grasped the concept of grown-up cooking! 

1. All food groups in one, apparently.

When considering your nutrition balance and intake — oh you just dumped fried stuff all over it, OK, cool.

2. Can't wait, no grate!

No cheese grater? No problem. Just hand rip that cheese like we did in college, perfect. Oh, and throw in whatever random bits of pasta you have too, because consistency is an unnecessary luxury.

3. I don't remember this on the Food Network

4. When you're smilin', the whole world smiles with... ew.

This has "dad meal" written all over it. Whatever cans you can open or packages you can throw in the oven, put 'em together and you got yourself a classic dad meal!

5. Now that'sa smorgasbord

Let's see, what have we got here? SpaghettiOs, toast, beans, cut up hot-dogs, and — oooh! Is that white cheddar macaroni? How fancy! 

6. This whole menu seems appropriate 

This bar was required to offer food as a part of their liquor licence... 

7. The Master Chef, Boyardee

Talk about an entree! It comes in your choice of shapes: Spider-Man, SpongeBob, or Alphabet.

8. Why your grandpa is so childish...

Gum it down, Gramps! 

9. I don't think that's what they meant...

10. How to make Taco Bell unhealthy...

Well, I should say "even unhealthier"! I never thought that could be possible.

11. Playing with your food

Admit it, you want to do this next time you have waffles!

12. You and everyone else here, sister

Sometimes you just gotta embrace your failures...

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